crime rates down 100% after president makes it illegal to do crimes.
"i don’t know why we didn’t think of this before," he said
can’t stand those dumb teenagers who insist on using “da” instead of “the” because they think it’s cool. leonardo DA vinci? seriously? it’s obviously leonardo THE vinci, you uncultured swine
i think freckles, stretch marks, tattoos, bruises, birthmarks and scars are probably the coolest thing, you started with almost a blank canvas and look at u now, all this evidence that you’ve lived and the sun has shone on you and you’ve grown and maybe tripped up a few times and liked an image so much u made it a permanent part of u, beautiful.
That’s one of the most uplifting things I’ve readThis needs to get passed around more
how does justin bieber still have fans like if 1d started pulling half the shit he pulls id be gone so fast
because we have made a promise that through everything we will stay there for him.
damn that’s literally something someone in an abusive relationship would say that really concerns me